The Crazy Character Adventure

“This is an out of the ordinary mission guys,” said Nancy Drew. “It says here that a swarm of Boo’s (ghosts) have paired up with the Hooded Claw, and they plan to take over the world, and capture Penelope Pitstop”, said Cooler, a Pound Puppy. “I’ll go over there and punch them until they go away crying like babies”, said Whopper, another Pound Puppy. Hello, I’m Mickey Mouse and I will be narrating this mixed up story. The strange group drove to the place of action. “I don’t think you should make them cry Whopper”, said Cooler. “Do they have food here?” asked Chowder. His stomach was grumbling. “Oh, do they?” said Shaggy. “Rah”, said Scooby. “Do they always have to be hungry”, mumbled Dexter to Spongebob. “Sort of”, Spongebob replied. “Keep it down back there” yelled Nancy Drew, “I’m trying to drive.” “Hey, hey, hey we are here” said Yogi Bear. “I’m so hungry” said Chowder. “We are all hungry”, moaned Spongebob. So they decided to get some hamburgers. When they got to the drive-thru window Nancy ordered five cheeseburgers, four hamburgers, two krabby patties, and one banana burger. Now the only person you haven’t met is Bobby Jack. Bobby doesn’t talk but he’s been thinking, all about sweets. You see Bobby Jack’s a monkey and he loves sweets. “I would like ten pops and a fruit shake” said Nancy Drew. Shaggy opened his window and whispered into the intercom “and six orders of onion rings.” You haven’t met Patrick either. Nancy grabbed twelve bags. Nancy passed them out one by one. Shaggy, Scooby and Chowder ate all the onion rings. But then they farted. “Puppy Power!” yelled Scrappy-Doo as he opened everyone’s windows and handed out facemasks. They are kind of used to it. “Are we there yet?” asked Chowder. Nancy said yes. “Hooray”, everyone yelled. Just then Scooby and Shaggy looked out the window and saw a Boo. “I’m not going out there”, said Shaggy. “Ruh uh”, stammered Scooby. “Let’s just go home”, said Shaggy. “No way”, said Cooler, “we came all this way!” Then a big puff of smoke went everywhere. About 60 Boos swarmed them, along with the Hooded Claw. “Let me at ‘em, let me at ‘em”, yelled Scrappy. “Not this time Scrappy,” said Shaggy sternly. “Hey Scoob, what are you looking at?” Shaggy turned to look just as the Boos were forming into one big Boo. “Hey I saw this in a video game once,” said Chowder, “We need a vacuum and a picture frame.” “How is that supposed to work”, cried Dexter. “Let’s just try it”, said Spongebob. Chowder said “I need something pointy.” Nancy gave him her bobby pin. “I’ll do it” said Cooler. Cooler went out and poked the gigantic Boo, then sucked him with the vacuum; he did it over and over. Cooler’s pants fell down…wait he wasn’t wearing any pants he’s a dog! Over and over he attacked the Boo …. until finally he was done. But after that, they saw nothing of the Hooded Claw…. Hmmmm…